My neocon neighbor tells me he’s ready to trade vehicles, how can I convince him to buy a hybrid?
October 18, 2009 in Politics
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He’s got a ford pleasure trip, and I am in tension he’ll trade it in for a honda insight.
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Tell him it is a reputation character, in view of the fact that it doesn’t really do anything to help the background or global warming. Tell him it will give him a warm fuzzy feeling.
tell him he’s at the bottom of the midpoint east with using gas for cars.
Take him to a grocery store and show him the price of milk.
I just stepped into a Walgreens now, and the Vitamin D strain of moo went from $3.79 to $4.22 in just TWO DAYS in view of the fact that my last hold.
Two days!
Tell him:
1. Women all know that driving a huge car is ordinarily compensation for having a small penis.
2. If he continues driving a gas guzzler, Dick Cheney will draft him and send him to Iran.
he will probaly go smaller but not unknown. seen the southpark “smug” episode?
You don’t in view of the fact that here is no such business as Global Warming, its been proven over and over.
It is forbidden for neocons to own or run a hybrid. They must handbook something copy to or better than a housing, lest they ever need to squash a puny modest liberal freak driving down the highway.
Try this ……… buy it for him ; )
or mind your own damn business. Its not like he told you what you must handbook, did he? I cannot judge the nerve of some public.
Sounds like you got a excellent neighbor
Win over him first to be a liberal.
Vote Democrat in 08 and support the luxury tax for gas guzzlers like the neocons support and handbook. Make the neocons pay the tax for a chat, being paid in their pockets ordinarily does the ploy.
From a girl’s perspective I can say a bigge car does NOT make a larger… well you know!
1. Give him a lobotomy
2. Establish some anti-neocon Intellect cells
3. Take him to a hypnotist who will make hybrids seem appealing and macho
4. Stay on up on the hypnosis with a Nascar DVD imbedded with hybrid concealed post
5. Voila! He’ll be off to the hybrid dealer in no time!
P.S. Abide by his actions to see if here are additional indications that the anti-neocon Intellect cells are effective. You may be pleasantly surprised!