My neocon neighbor tells me he’s ready to trade vehicles, how can I convince him to buy a hybrid?
October 18, 2009 in Politics
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He’s got a ford excursion, and I am hoping he’ll trade it in for a honda insight.
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Tell him it is a status symbol, because it doesn’t really do anything to help the environment or global warming. Tell him it will give him a warm fuzzy feeling.
tell him he’s supporting the middle east with using gas for cars.
Take him to a grocery store and show him the price of milk.
I just stepped into a Walgreens today, and the Vitamin D brand of moo went from $3.79 to $4.22 in just TWO DAYS since my last purchase.
Two days!
Tell him:
1. Women all know that driving a huge truck is usually compensation for having a small penis.
2. If he continues driving a gas guzzler, Dick Cheney will draft him and send him to Iran.
he will probaly go smaller but not foreign. seen the southpark “smug” episode?
You don’t because there is no such thing as Global Warming, its been proven over and over.
It is forbidden for neocons to own or operate a hybrid. They must drive something equal to or larger than a suburban, lest they ever need to squash a puny little liberal freak driving down the highway.
Try this ……… buy it for him ; )
or mind your own damn business. Its not like he told you what you should drive, did he? I cannot believe the nerve of some people.
Sounds like you got a good neighbor
Convince him first to be a liberal.
Vote Democrat in 08 and support the luxury tax for gas guzzlers like the neocons support and drive. Make the neocons pay the tax for a change, getting in their pockets usually does the trick.
From a girl’s perspective I can say a bigge car does NOT make a bigger… well you know!
1. Give him a lobotomy
2. Implant some anti-neocon brain cells
3. Take him to a hypnotist who will make hybrids seem appealing and macho
4. Follow up on the hypnosis with a Nascar DVD imbedded with hybrid subliminal messages
5. Voila! He’ll be off to the hybrid dealer in no time!
P.S. Observe his behavior to see if there are other indications that the anti-neocon brain cells are working. You may be pleasantly surprised!